bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER
see the ball
feel the ball
be the ball
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
the fact that this is shocking is saddening.
Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend.
sitting in math like
why arent oven mitts called glovens
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation